- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

you will like this because i am black.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Blacks

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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