Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Peas

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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