A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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i'm hard

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Anti Joke

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