- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Connor is homo

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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