What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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