Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Lil Wayne

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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