Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A storm be brewin!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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