I am dyslexic

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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