Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

XD Jackass.

womens rights

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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