- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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