- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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