- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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