- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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