What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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