Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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