What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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