A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Anti Joke

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