There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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