I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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12/23/2012

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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