What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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