- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

HEY!

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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