Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Neither did she.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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