What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Whats green? The color green.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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