what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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