what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

A blind man walks into a library.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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