Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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I am dyslexic

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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