- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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