- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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