What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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