- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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