A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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bite me

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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