Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

The american education system.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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