- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

This is an anti-joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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