- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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