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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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