- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

This is sparta No this is patrick

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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