- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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