- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Apple hates Blackberry.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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