whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Brain fart

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Anti Joke

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