To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

So a bar walks into a man...

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Knock Knock No solicitors

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

deez nuts

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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