Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Knock Knock.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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hi

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