- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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