What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A man did not like this site

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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