Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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