My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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guess what? bannanas

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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