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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

69.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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The Anti Joke Book

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

69.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka