What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Go away still nothing to see

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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