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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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