Don't believe in Atheists.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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