- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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