- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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