Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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bite me

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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