- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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