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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Feminism

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it