Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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