What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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