a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call an arab ?

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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