roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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