- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

i am a dino. RAWR.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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