- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

PENIS

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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