- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

NEVER

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

i'm hard

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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