Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Womens rights

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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