Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

black chicken. kfc

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Anti Joke

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