Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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