- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Your big dick.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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