- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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