Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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