- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

roses are red poo is poo

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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