Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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