Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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