A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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