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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A woman walks into a bar.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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