Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Your Mom The End.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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