What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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9/11 my birthday

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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