Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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