- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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