- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

I am a mime

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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