What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...