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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

like if your cool

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Your big dick.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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