What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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