- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Fat? Jesse Z

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Chris is hairy

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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