What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Read a Book.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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