- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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