- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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