- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

binladin walks into the american seals

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