- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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