What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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haha black people :D

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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