What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Anti Joke

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