- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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