- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

I asked her where you were.

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