- Anti Joke

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

it

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Women's Rights

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??