- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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