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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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