Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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