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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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