This is an anti- joke

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Why so serious ?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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womens rights.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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