- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Anti Jokes = Drained

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Pain Olympics.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??