can you pass the soap?

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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hola said the chinese man

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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