- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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