If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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knock knock who's there ?

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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