why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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