What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Anti Joke

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