Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Anti Joke

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