- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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