A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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