- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

So a bar walks into a man...

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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