What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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