Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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