How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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salad days!

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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