What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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