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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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