- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Cripples are lame.

The american education system.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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