Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

dallen loves penis

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

NEVER

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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