what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's 9+10? 19

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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