What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Andoni was here

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Cripples are lame.

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Anti Joke

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