If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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How old are you? 7

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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