- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Hello.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

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