2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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