A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

hola said the chinese man

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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