- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Knock knock. Who's there?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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