- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

12345678910111213141516171819whatcomesnext

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??