A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What does? 42

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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