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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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