- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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