- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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