- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

why does the man appear fat he is

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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