A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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