- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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