Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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