A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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