- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

God is real.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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