How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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