- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's 1+1? 69.

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