how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Anti Joke

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