What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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