Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Get on the boat.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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