- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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