womens rights

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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