What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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The american education system.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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pull my finger (farts)

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Your mom.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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