- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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