Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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womens rights

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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