- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

9/11 my birthday

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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