whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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