A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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God is real.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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