What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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