- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A house comes around the corner.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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