- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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