why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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