How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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a man was shot.... he died

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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