- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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