Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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