How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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PENIS

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Hello penis

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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