- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

womans rights...

haha black people :D

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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