2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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