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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Knock knock It's open, come in

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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