What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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