ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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