too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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