- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

A cat playing laser tag.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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