How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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