How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Roses are red Im adopted

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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