- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

school homewrok

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

womens rights.

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