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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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