- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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