- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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