What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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