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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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