What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

this website is a bad joke

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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