- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

whats gay and american? a gay american

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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