Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Hello penis

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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