-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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