Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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