- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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