you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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