- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Death by kayak

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Women's rights

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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