What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Dude man, I'm high...

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A dancer walks into a barre

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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