When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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