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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

knock knock who's there? hope

What do I hate? people

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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