- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

knock knock? come in

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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