- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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