- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

You know what's cool? Yep.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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