- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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