- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Gustavo Andrade

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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