Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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