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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Refridgerator.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

I have an idea! You leave.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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