irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

binladin walks into the american seals

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

God is real.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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