- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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