- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Phew... it's gone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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