What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

black chicken. kfc

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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