- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Apple hates Blackberry.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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