- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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