- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Knock knock, COME IN!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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