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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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