Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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