- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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