- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A lot eh?

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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