- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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