Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Male leadership.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Anti Joke

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