Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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i love to lick...

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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