- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

irish man drinking john smiths

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

binladin walks into the american seals

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