- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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