- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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