- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the dog die? He was old

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what this: b a dead one of these: p

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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