- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What is white and black and red all over.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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