- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Who does creatine? James Cornish

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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