What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Poop

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Potassium? K.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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