When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A baby seal walks into a club.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

school homewrok

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Anti Joke

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