A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Phew... it's gone.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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