- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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