- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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