- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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