If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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